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How to write the scenes your readers pretend they skipped.
You can kill a character.
You can burn down an entire kingdom.
You can write blood, betrayal, heartbreak, monsters, morally questionable men, and enough trauma to keep your characters in therapy for the next twelve books.
But the second two characters need to get naked?
What the fuck do I write now?
Welcome to Writing Smutty Scenes—the unapologetically adult guide to writing sex, spice, tension, chemistry, and all the deliciously inappropriate shit happening between your characters.
Because there’s a fine line between writing a scene that has your readers gripping their Kindle and writing one that makes them close the book and stare at the fucking wall for all the wrong reasons.
Inside we will learn how too:
Building sexual tension without dragging it out for seventeen fucking chapters.
Writing consent without murdering the mood.
Choosing words that don’t make you physically recoil.
Keeping your characters sounding like themselves when the clothes start coming off.
Knowing how much detail is enough—and when you’ve officially started writing an instruction manual.
Avoiding repetitive movements, dialogue, descriptions, and the dreaded they did this, then they did that, then somehow someone lost their pants.
And, most importantly, writing intimate scenes that actually serve your characters and story.
No pearl-clutching.
No pretending adults don’t f**k.
No telling you there’s only one “correct” way to write spice.
Just practical writing advice, ridiculous examples, awkward conversations, and permission to stop overthinking the damn scene.
Because your readers already know why those two characters walked into the bedroom.
Your job is to make sure they don’t regret following them in.
And for anyone who has ever stared at their manuscript and thought:
How the fuck do I write this without making it weird?
This is for you
How to write the scenes your readers pretend they skipped.
You can kill a character.
You can burn down an entire kingdom.
You can write blood, betrayal, heartbreak, monsters, morally questionable men, and enough trauma to keep your characters in therapy for the next twelve books.
But the second two characters need to get naked?
What the fuck do I write now?
Welcome to Writing Smutty Scenes—the unapologetically adult guide to writing sex, spice, tension, chemistry, and all the deliciously inappropriate shit happening between your characters.
Because there’s a fine line between writing a scene that has your readers gripping their Kindle and writing one that makes them close the book and stare at the fucking wall for all the wrong reasons.
Inside we will learn how too:
Building sexual tension without dragging it out for seventeen fucking chapters.
Writing consent without murdering the mood.
Choosing words that don’t make you physically recoil.
Keeping your characters sounding like themselves when the clothes start coming off.
Knowing how much detail is enough—and when you’ve officially started writing an instruction manual.
Avoiding repetitive movements, dialogue, descriptions, and the dreaded they did this, then they did that, then somehow someone lost their pants.
And, most importantly, writing intimate scenes that actually serve your characters and story.
No pearl-clutching.
No pretending adults don’t f**k.
No telling you there’s only one “correct” way to write spice.
Just practical writing advice, ridiculous examples, awkward conversations, and permission to stop overthinking the damn scene.
Because your readers already know why those two characters walked into the bedroom.
Your job is to make sure they don’t regret following them in.
And for anyone who has ever stared at their manuscript and thought:
How the fuck do I write this without making it weird?
This is for you